This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut!

There’s no question that Chelsea slept her way to having three TV shows (Chelsea Lately, After Lately, and Are You There, Chelsea).  She dated the President of E! for four years before dumping him after she got what she wanted out of the relationship – money and fame.  I know some girls probably think that it’s ok as long as she didn’t have to do anything too weird.  Why wouldn’t she take a TV show from her boyfriend if he was offering to give her one?  The point is she probably was doing some seriously weird shit with him, and it’s the wrong message to put out there.  Wrong for guys to keep thinking they can get women to have sex with them if they’re dangling a prize in front of their face,  and especially wrong for girls to see another girl get ahead in life by having weird sex with an old dude.  Anna Nicole Smith did it, and the media ridiculed, and made a joke out of her for the rest of her sad life.  Chelsea Handler does it and she’s rewarded with 3 TV shows and multiple book deals. What’s the difference? Anna didn’t have anyone on her side, and she didn’t know any better. Chelsea has the big-wigs at E! behind her… and she’s bent over happily taking whatever they give her.

I’m not focusing on her life and complaining because I’m jealous.  I am not jealous of her.  I’m just tired of seeing bitches become successful.  She is a bitch.  She’s a mean girl and a bitch.  Mrs. Norbury in Mean Girls said that it’s wrong for women to call each other bitches and sluts, because it just makes it ok for men to call you a bitch or a slut. And she’s right.  Girls shouldn’t throw around “bitch’s” and “sluts’s” at each other.  You shouldn’t call your best friend your “bitch”.  You shouldn’t call a girl you’ve never met a slut behind her back because she’s hitting on the same guy you like.  That is wrong and we shouldn’t do that to each other, but Chelsea Handler seems to only open her mouth to call someone a bitch or a slut.  I was going to attach a link to that last sentence, but there were too many references to choose from.  So to sum up this thought – It is wrong as a woman to call another woman a bitch… Unless she actually IS a bitch.  Just like it’s OK to call a man an asshole, when he’s actually being an asshole.  You have to call people on their shit, or else they’ll think it’s OK to walk all over you.

We’re in the middle of February sweeps right now, and Chelsea is currently promoting her first film  This Means War.  I know what you’re thinking… You’re thinking no, that’s Reese Witherspoon’s new movie.  You’re right, but Chelsea has a supporting role.

As you can see from the poster, Chelsea isn’t on it.  This is probably very annoying to her.  No one will know she’s in the movie unless they really pay attention to the trailer.  Maybe she’s so bad in it that the producers are trying to keep it from us until they have our money..?  Anyway,  since this movie isn’t giving her the publicity she thought it would, it’s up to her to take attention away from the movie and make it all about her.  While she was promoting This Means War, on The Rosie show she drops the bomb that she had an abortion at 16.  WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE MOVIE?!? Nothing.  This is a major Sweeps stunt.  Now no one’s talking about the movie, they’re talking about her, and her big secret, which she has obviously been sitting on to spill for the most profitable moment.  She has had more than one book all about stories from her childhood, and it wasn’t mentioned there!  Her story also helped the struggling Rosie Show with some much needed press at an attempt to draw in viewers.  Chelsea is actually using her childhood abortion to take attention away from Reese Witherspoon.  Don’t you think that’s twisted?!  That’s no different from Cady in Mean Girls, trying to make Regina George fat so that she can have her boyfriend all to herself.  Girls are mean to other girls to get attention.  That’s all Chelsea is doing.  She’s a professional mean girl.